Sunday, January 28, 2007

I've always hated these things...

Dictionary.com claims this definition of "blog".



I claim this definition:

A blog is simply a new age diary that ends up allowing the writer to get carried away with thoughts and emotions and grants stalkers complete access to do their jobs. A blog is nothing more special than a mead spiral notebook diary written with hot color gel pens (in which our children may never know of). A blog, whether intended to or not, is available on the internet to almost anyone, not just our "friends list". Blogger websites are nothing more than myspace and facebook. A blog is nothing more than an opportunity for us to turn chain e-mail into chain-blogs, posting random information to take up space. A blog is nothing more than taking away our children's writing skills and decreasing the validity of our own. A blog aint nuttin' mo den a nudda opp-a-toonity fo us ta give up all da english 'n propa gramma it took us so long ta lern. A blog is nothing but a distraction, away from our problems, our jobs and our homework.

I guess I'm going to have to learn how to like these things...

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